Well, what did you think of 2025 in your family? Was it truly wonderful as you pretended on social media? Full of A-grades for the kids and elaborate costume birthday parties for the parents? Or was it a sea of letdowns with only sporadic enjoyable highlights? Is any of this authentic, or are we all seven-fingered AI slop beings with celebrity dental work?
I've assembled my thoughts together, willing or unwilling, to debate the paramount thing in twelve months: what titles we were obsessed with the most. So here goes:
Pikmin
"Can’t you pick just one?"
"It’s not my definitive list."
Meanwhile, on mobile, she's invested time in Cityscapes and "trying to find reasonable healthcare."
"Virtually?"
"In reality."
Overwatch
"I don’t play games on my phone." He seemed insulted that I suggested it. Fair enough.
Resident Evil Biohazard
Her goal is to get into acting, but when she wasn’t singing, she was immersed in Resident Evil. She also went on in great detail about her accomplishments on The Sims, where her avatar has a successful utopia with far better healthcare than her big sister has in real life.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She began the year at 60% completion and finished the year at eighty-two percent. It’s a marathon not a sprint for her. Her mobile diversion: something called Woodle, where you have to extract pins.
Minecraft
Whenever I see my 21-year-old son playing Minecraft, I set about him like a cross between a classic comedy bit. When he protests, I reply that I am engaging in this to prepare him so he can mature and play games for adults. It’s a very Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
It wasn't even close for this one. She is incredible. More impressive than I was at my peak gaming days in my prime.
Marvel Snap
It was in a league of its own to the hours I spent on this remarkably well-crafted strategy wizard’s poker, with its regularly updated range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The downside about games that endlessly add to their range is you wake up one day and realise it is all just an attempt to suck you into fomo-fuelled microtransactions. So love turned to hate halfway through the year and it got uninstalled.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Glorious reinvention of a classic franchise. Engrossing atmosphere from the beginning. I wish I could dispatch my demons so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I refuse to rush this beautiful, unique game and I just lacked the mental bandwidth to give it what it needed earlier this year. With relatives staying over the festive period, I aim to experience this in the wee small hours after family time.
Balatro
I acknowledge Balatro was 2024’s sleeper hit, but I was a late adopter. And it is incredible. It just gets every single thing right. Its gameplay loop is a wonderful concept, but the effects behind the different wild cards are so imaginative it has become a game I could play at any hour. Combine that with the cleverness of the card design, and this is an true peak of gaming. I fantasize about being stuck in a broken-down lift for hours just so I have an opportunity but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I endured a bit of backlash when I wrote about how a specific bug in another game soured the experience for me, but that other title is still a gargantuan gaming achievement in terms of art, sound, acting – which I appreciated even more after experiencing Outer Worlds 2. So my appreciation goes out to the individual who took the time to send a message to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "missing the point". I mention that in the exact way, because I respect the passion, and they are obviously an sharp judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Sure. Give me a bastard-hard non-linear thing and don’t tell me guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "figure it out". How delightful. I get that it is beautiful and is flawless if you are into the genre, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I want less of in my current stage of life. I was around back when many games were like this, and I’ve had enough. It was fine when I was a kid, but so was many less comfortable things.
Debate between business deals that caused concern, and high launch costs. Both morally indefensible and repugnant.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all sound good names called from the doorstep at tea time.
Right Thumb Joint. Honestly. I don’t know if it’s because of console gaming or endless scrolling, but it burns like hellfire in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs looked after back in the 90s.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to make 2026 last until the end of days.
The Witcher 4.
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